The Gentleman's Fuzz (Pre-Order)

PRE-ORDER ONLY (ONLY 4 AVAILABLE)!

The Gentleman’s Fuzz. My take on the 1966 Baldwin Burns Buzzaround—the greatest fuzz you’ve never heard of. Complete with an input cap EQ rotary switch, a master volume knob, and my patented PNP Fuzz Fixer, letting that vintage germanium tone play nice on your modern pedalboard.

This is not for your average Joe. This is not for the guy who says “Well, what’s your most popular model? Okay yeah, give me that.” It’s not a Honda CR-V. It’s something special, for the adventurers. The iconoclasts. The folks who get a nice little buzz going while driving the road less travelled, and end up calling an Uber Black to get home while their assistant waits for AAA to pull their ride out of a stranger’s swimming pool. If Don Draper played guitar, this would be his pedal of choice. Inspired by Robert Fripp and the stylings of the 1956 Jaguar XK140 (also known as “The Gentleman’s Racer”), The Gentleman’s Fuzz is your new secret weapon, in the studio or on the stage. Friends and bandmates will ask you about it, and you’ll say, “Oh that? Yeah, it’s from this new boutique pedal company. They’re making some really cool pedals, check this out.” You flip it over to reveal the acrylic base plate and the circuitry inside. A work of art. Built point-to-point on floating tagboard strips, vintage components, modern upgrades. Their eyes open wide, jaws drop, and you just smile….

Enjoy the sweet victory of having something truly unique and unattainable with this 1 of 5 big block fuzz, finished in British Racing Green and a Fiesta Red interior with a high-gloss nitrocellulose finish. It’ll put some hair on your guitar’s balls, and then send over a 22-year-old OnlyFans model to trim them. If you don’t turn heads with The Gentleman’s Fuzz on your board, you’re probably in a chiropractor’s waiting room.

Supplies are currently being gathered to build 5 of these beauties, and I’m keeping one. So only 4 will be sold. Pre-order yours today if you want one. Or don’t, and keep on telling yourself that your Joe Bonamassa Signature Mini Fuzz Face makes you cool and unique.